The Long History of Terrorist Attacks During dubyah’s Failed Adminstration

Dipshit teabaggers and the incompetent librul MSM have a short memory when it comes to the number of terrorist attacks during dubyah’s failed reign:

1.  9/11
2.  DC Sniper Terrorist Shootings
3.  Anthrax attacks
4.  Shoe bomber (albeit, i failed)
5. Center for Urban Horticulture destroyed. ELF members plead guilty.
6. Tacoma, Washington abortion clinic bombing
7. Attack at LAX against El Al ticket counter
8. Hughes & Dunahoe firebomb abortion clinic
9. Women’s Health Clinic bombed in Palm Beach burned
10. SUV attack at UNC
11. Seattle Jewish Federation shooting, Egyptian shoots six
12. McMenemy abortion clinic arson attempt. Not an actual clinic, he was mistaken.
13. IEDs tossed at Mexican Consulate in NYC.
14. Altman & Baca arrested for the abortion clinic arson
15. Planned Parenthood arson in Virginia Beach, Virginia.
16. IED attacked attempted at women’s health clinic in Austin
17. Virginia Tech Shootings
18. Dr. Nicholas Barth right-wing terrorism in NY
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A Day in the Life of Joe Conservative’s World

A Day in the Life of Joe Conservative’s World

Joe Conservative wakes up in the morning and goes to the bathroom.  Joe is a middle aged, overweight,     evangelical Christian and, is the king  of his castle (a small single-wide mobile home).  He flushes his toilet and brushes his teeth, mindful that each flush & brush costs him about 43 cents to his privatized water provider. His wacky, liberal neighbor keeps badgering the company to disclose how clean and safe their water is, but no one ever finds out. Just to be safe, Joe  boils his drinking water. He doesn’t know that boiling water will only kill germs. It won’t remove the mercury and other pollutants that seeped into the aquifer from the mining operations, refineries and the nearby nuclear plant.

Joe steps outside and coughs. The pollution is especially bad today. Corporate lobbyists for the auto industry convinced their representatives that clean air regulations would hurt the factories by cutting into their profits. Catalytic converters were expensive and a waste of materials. The cars that pollute the most are the cheapest, so everyone buys them. Joe checks to make sure he has enough toll money for the 3 different private roads he must drive to work. There is no public transportation, so traffic is backed up and his 10 mile commute takes an hour. Joe is nearly out of gas. At 15 dollars a gallon, it’s hard to fill the tank.

On the way, he drops his 12 year old daughter off at the clothing factory she works at. There are no child labor laws because everyone needs to  pull their own weight and contribute to society.  Paying for kids to go to private school until they’re 18 is a luxury besides, Joe needs to keep the extra income coming in. Times are hard and there are no social safety nets. There are no public schools either so, a basic education is something only for the rich.

PTBPD (Post Traumatic Black President Disorder)

The Teabagger movement boils down to to one thing and one thing only. It’s call PTBPD….

According to The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM IV), five (or more) of the following criteria must be present to indicate PTBPD (Post Traumatic Black President Disorder):

1. Pervasive pattern of instability of interpersonal relationships, self-image, and affects

2. A pattern of unstable and intense irrationality and magical thinking related to paranoia that the government is socialist and out to get you

3. Tendency to wear Paul Revere clothing to include silly hat, buckled shoes, knickers, white knee socks, and garters; when not wearing Paul Revere attire, a tendency to wear gaudy and classless red, white, and blue clothing embroidered with eagles

4. Identity disturbance: markedly and persistently unstable self-image or sense of self with a penchant towards hysteria over nothing

5. Affective instability due to a marked reactivity of mood (e.g., intense episodic dysphoria, irritability, or anxiety usually lasting a few hours and only rarely more than a few days).

6. Inappropriate, intense anger or difficulty controlling anger and outbursts of screaming “Ah waan Mah Cuntry Baack”

7. Transient, stress-related paranoid ideation or severe dissociative symptoms with tendencies to believe in conspiracy theories or question the authenticity of a certain President’s birth certificate

8. Must be argumentative providing exhaustive amounts of information all of which can be rendered pointless with less than 30 seconds of research on Google….

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