December 6, 2011 Leave a comment
Many Emo Progs, Faux Libruls, Whining Moderates, and Window-Licking Libertarians believe that Ron Paul (Elf-Texas) is actually the first coming of Christ because he’s “anti-war”, “pro-weed”, “pro-happy-go-lucky”, etc. The reality is that Ron Paul is even more extreme than Bachmann, Perry, and Palin combined. This reality is difficult for the Paultards to swallow because they have spent too much time swallowing Ron Paul’s Kool-aid…..and any other elf-juice that Paul extrudes. So, read up on the reality of the little douche elf from Texas:
Ron Paul wants to define life as starting at conception, build a fence along the US-Mexico border, prevent the Supreme Court from hearing cases on the Establishment Clause or the right to privacy, permitting the return of sodomy laws and the like (a bill which he has repeatedly re-introduced), pull out of the UN, disband NATO, end birthright citizenship, deny federal funding to any organisation which “which presents male or female homosexuality as an acceptable alternative life style or which suggest that it can be an acceptable life style” along with destroying public education and social security, and abolish the Federal Reserve in order to put America back on the gold standard. He was also the sole vote against divesting US federal government investments in corporations doing business with the genocidal government of the Sudan.
Oh, and he believes that the Left is waging a war on religion and Christmas, he’s against gay marriage, is against the popular vote, opposes the Civil Rights Act of 1964, wants the estate tax repealed, is STILL making racist remarks, believes that the Panama Canal should be the property of the United States, and believes in New World Order conspiracy theories, not to mention his belief that the International Baccalaureate program is UN mind control.