How to create hysteria: Boston Bomb Scare

Unless you have been hiding under a rock for the last 24 hours, you have probably heard by now about the two men arrested for creating post-9/11 hysteria via their “planting of suspicious packages” throughout the Boston area. Well, the two men behind yesterday’s event made a video of their “dastardly deeds”.

And the two “hooligans” mock the media following their post-arrest press conference. Good for them!!!!!

Meatwad, Master Shake and Frylock Shut Down Boston

All of the major MSM outlets have been covering the story of suspicious packages found throughout Boston today. According to reports, “…a number of ‘suspicious’ packages were found. The first device found on a highway forced authorities to shut off traffic, and detonate the package which witnesses on various news reports said contained loose wires.

At least four more suspicious packages were found in the Boston metropolitan area, and the Charles River was shut down by the Coast Guard as authorities took precautions.”

Turns out the packages contained “a device which resembled a toy Light Bright set, with colored light bulbs patterned to show an outer space character from the Adult Swim cartoon Aqua Teen Hunger Force called a ‘Mooninite.'”

Apparently Master Shake has struck again!

“Hey Carl, it’s cool man, I’m a detective. Clear the crime scene and let me think … meteors did it! That’ll be $20.”

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