All of the major MSM outlets have been covering the story of suspicious packages found throughout Boston today. According to reports, “…a number of ‘suspicious’ packages were found. The first device found on a highway forced authorities to shut off traffic, and detonate the package which witnesses on various news reports said contained loose wires.
At least four more suspicious packages were found in the Boston metropolitan area, and the Charles River was shut down by the Coast Guard as authorities took precautions.”
Turns out the packages contained “a device which resembled a toy Light Bright set, with colored light bulbs patterned to show an outer space character from the Adult Swim cartoon Aqua Teen Hunger Force called a ‘Mooninite.'”
Apparently Master Shake has struck again!
“Hey Carl, it’s cool man, I’m a detective. Clear the crime scene and let me think … meteors did it! That’ll be $20.”