Happy Valentine’s Day Dr. Matt!

A few of Dr. Matt’s fans approached me this week, expressing desire to do something nice for him on Valentine’s Day. So, the ever wonderful ET wrote this lovely poem, dedicated to Dr. Matt on this Valentine’s Day!

You can leave your Valentine’s Day wishes in the comments below.

A Sonnet For Dr. Matt

We’ve got a Valentine that we adore.
His name is Dr. Matt, of blogging fame;
He always keeps us coming back for more.
There’s only ONE of him, which is a shame.

His insights make us dizzy with delight,
He wins our hearts with his mysterious eyes.
He slams wingnuttery by day and night
As we read on, and heave romantic sighs.

We love his wit, his charm, his buff physique,
His warm caresses, his incisive brain –
And if for truths more intimate you’d seek?
There is NO standard he does not maintain!

So, Dr. Matt, we send this poem to you,
With Love – your Newshound Valentine ladies true.

Countdown to Sarah Silverman

We’re just moments away from the premiere of the new Sarah Silverman show on Comedy Central. I’m absolutely in love with Silverman – she’s one of the most intelligent, edgy, witty, amazing women. So in honor of her new show, here’s a clip from Jesus is Magic, “I Can Write a Show.”

Let the Children Lead the Way…

My three year-old niece Cierra last night, voicing her opinion of Bush’s plan to escalate the war.

Poll: Americans predict attacks in 2007

Another terrorist attack, a warmer planet, death and destruction from a natural disaster. These are among Americans’ grim predictions for the United States in 2007.

Only a minority of people think the U.S. will go to war with Iran or North Korea over those countries’ nuclear ambitions. An overwhelming majority of those surveyed think Congress will raise the federal minimum wage. One-third see hope for a cure to cancer.

These are among the findings of an Associated Press-AOL News poll that asked people in the U.S. to contemplate what 2007 holds for the country.

[…]

Among other predictions for the U.S. in 2007:

35 percent predict the military draft will be reinstated.

35 percent predict a cure for cancer will be found.

25 percent anticipate the second coming of Jesus Christ.

19 percent think scientists are likely to find evidence of extraterrestrial life.

South Park New Year’s Eve Countdown

I’m heading out for the evening. Be safe, enjoy yourself, and here’s to an awesome 2007!!!!!!

Happy New Year

"The War On Christmas": Frosty Gets A Beat Down

I wonder if the Faux nitwits, O’Reilly, Gibson, and Hannity, will cite this as proof of the “secular-progressive War on Christmas” (Tm)? Since this “attack” took place in Ohio, which happens to be a recently converted blue state, they could always use that as “proof” for their Kool-Aide drinking audience. From WFTV.com

A hidden camera caught two people repeatedly stabbing an inflatable 12-foot snowman at a home on Crest Road over the past weekend.

“I thought I heard something, but didn’t think much of it. But then my wife came running downstairs saying Frosty was down,” said 26-year-old Matt Williquette, who has seen it happen twice before in the last three weeks. “They slashed him there and they also got him in the head twice.”

Inside Frosty’s mangled torso, Williquette found a screwdriver and footprints on the nylon. His neighbors also heard the commotion.

[…]

Last week, Williquette installed a hidden camera because he knew the vandals would come back. This time he got them on tape.

The police canvassed the area and deputies arrested Robert Snell, who lives on nearby Overdell Drive. He was charged with criminal damaging.

Link to the Video

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